Steven Anderson is pastor of a small independent church in Arizona. He’s achieved a kind of online celebrity for his advocacy of proper posture while urinating, his explanation of first-century Middle Eastern pants-wearing, and his desire that President Obama would die of brain cancer.
Now Anderson has taken up one of my own pet peeves, the lack of history-related programming on The History Channel. I’d assumed it was just a ratings thing, but evidently there is a far more sinister explanation.
They’re brainwashing us. And Ted Turner, a noted minion of Satan, is somehow mixed up in it.
So I’ve started watching the first season of Ax Men backwards, and sure enough, I distinctly heard a voice telling me to read Origin of Species and then go stomp a puppy to death.
I’ve got a request for Rev. Anderson, on behalf of the rest of us Baptists: Could you either find another denomination or stop posting your sermons to YouTube? Thanks.
