Everything I need to know about American history, I learned from anti-Catholic conspiracy theories

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you THE TRUTH AT LAST!

Tobias Lear, personal secretary to George Washington, was an assassin in the employ of the nefarious Jesuit Order who poisoned the Father of our Country, and Thomas Jefferson was probably in on it!

As President, Jefferson used his office to promote Jesuit infiltration of the United States!

George III was a Jesuit puppet, and his invasion of the colonies to suppress the rebellion was in reality the result of a scheme to eradicate Protestantism!

Those countless hours I spent as a grad student, trying to learn what made the Revolution tick…and it was all for naught.  All for naught.

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5 responses to “Everything I need to know about American history, I learned from anti-Catholic conspiracy theories

  1. Matt McKeon

    The links don’t work.

  2. Michael Lynch

    Yeah, the anti-Jesuit guy’s website appears to be down for some reason. Keep checking it; it’s well worth the effort.

    –ML

  3. I don’t know what’s worse — that those are three minutes of my life I’ll never get back, or that I made his hit-counter turn over.

    I have to go lie down now.

  4. Michael Lynch

    I feel even worse, because I spent a solid hour looking through some of that guy’s posts. It was like eating potato chips–I couldn’t stop once I’d started.

    –ML

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