For today’s Gratuitous Dinosaur Post, I bring you tidings that Jurassic Park 4 now has a director.
And the world’s 1.2 billion dinosaur fans rejoiced.
The choice is a very unconventional one. It’s Colin Trevorrow, whose only previous film is the low-budget Safety Not Guaranteed. Didn’t see that one coming. I was expecting Joe Johnston to take the helm again, not somebody with only one small movie to his credit.
One might say that Trevorrow is a dark horse. And so, to return to our usual subject matter, here’s another dark horse candidate, James K. Polk.
Don’t move! Polk can’t see us if we don’t move…
