No doubt you’ve all been waiting breathlessly for me to review Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Wait no more. The short version: I went out of the theater feeling like the Calvinist who fell down the stairs, just glad it was over.
On a much more positive note, you’ll have to excuse me for a moment. I need to go jump up and down while shrieking with girlish delight.
Helpful review, thanks.
I can’t help but be amused that some Southrons are angry and organizing a boycott of the movie because it depicts Confederates as vampires. That was a central plot element of the novel, too, but it seems to be a new discovery all of a sudden. Go figure.
I guess since the Lexington thing petered out, they need a new source of outrage.
–ML
There’s plenty to be unhappy about. Last year it was Ron Maxwell’s director’s cut of G&G, which they found offensive because John Wilkes Booth was “portrayed in an extremely negative light.“